You know Joe Jonas as one-third of virginal Disney teen-rock heartthrob act the Jonas Brothers. But do you know him as one of the biggest players in Hollywood?

Let us explain: Yes, the Jonas Brothers all wore "purity rings" to demonstrate to the world that they wouldn't go to bed until legally wed. But even while supposedly not having sex, Joe was certainly getting around, whether it was with models, teen pop stars or other fellow Disney stars. 

And tonight, The Next premieres on The CW, a show in which Joe is a celebrity mentor to hopeful young talent. He describes the show as "like taking Simple Life and American Idol and throwing them into one." That's nice, but we're pretty sure there's a better show to be made about the hot women Joe dated, dates, and, most importantly, will date in the years to come. It would have a similar title: Next!