From now until November 6, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney supporters will be telling you to vote because the election will affect the future. Depending on which old person is harassing you, the future you’ll be voting for can go one of two ways. Thing is, they’re both bad. How bad? Exactly as bad as the crazies say it will be—until Lil B shows up, that is. So how do you want your apocalypse?