If there's one thing that Team Fortress 2 players love more than anything else, it's playing Team Fortress 2. Hats come in at a close second, obviously. So what better way to get TF 2 players to pre-order Scribblenauts Unlimited on Steam than by offering them free Cock Hats? Okay, so they're really called "Rooster Hats," but screw that. Cock Hats it is.

Warner Bros. Interactive and Valve announced today that pre-ordering Scribblenauts Unlimited before it's Nov. 20 release will get TF 2 players this elusive new headwear. Rooster Hats? To be honest, it kind of looks like a cow's udder, anyway.

The hats are available in red and pink, to match Maxwell and his sister Lily's versions. Scribblenauts Unlimited is only $29.99 on Steam, and the hats will become available in TF 2 immediately. Worth it?