OK, this is weird: Debi Sue Voorhees is in this edition of Friday the 13th, but iconic murderer Jason Voorhees is not. The previous film in the series was called The Final Chapter (wink wink) because Jason was killed for good (wink wink), so this New Beginning finds a couple of nobodies imagining they're Jason.

The jury-rigged plot proved unnecessary and unsatisfying, as audiences had stopped believing Jason would ever die three movies ago. But it turns out you don't need to be the real Jason to kill a nude woman in post-coital bliss.