A woman went on a small rampage in A-Rod's Mercedes dealership the other day. She stormed in, speed-walked about for a little while, got in a car and failed her limbs, threw a ceramic baseball at an SUV, and then tipped some trees over before being arrested and carted off to jail. 

Nobody has divined any motivation for the outburst, which caused $4,000 in damages. Honestly, she could have done much worse; who knows how much a carbon fiber splitter from an SLS AMG costs?

[via Click 2 Houston]