Let's not overstate the importance of a brand name. Sometimes you see a piece that you've gotta have (on Tumblr, inevitably), only to find out the brand has a stupid name. Oh well. Doesn't mean you can't wear it. Just lie when someone asks you who makes it.
Not to mention, brand names, especially crazy ones, stick like glue to memory section of our brains. So maybe a ridiculous brand name isn't such a bad thing. There could be a great story behind why a brand decided to name itself, even if it's after a prehistoric caveman or part of the female anatomy. But sometimes, the name just goes a little overboard, so get your "huh?" face ready as we reveal The Most Ridiculous Clothing Brand Names Right Now.